Dickzip

Often used to describe a possible situation when one would suffer a great amount of pain because a hasty decision was taken.

The origin of the word comes from the portmanteau of the words "dick" and "zip", describing a threat that all men suffer from - the risk of getting your dick caught in the zipper when closing it after urinating.

Example 1:
Mike: Bro, don't drive here too fast - if the cops catch us they will see that you are drunk and that would get us all dickzipped!

Example 2:
Pike: Stay polite when talking to your girlfriend's father. One wrong move and you will be dickzipped so fast.

by TalTheHotChick October 29, 2014

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Dicklips Dunn

Proper Noun; A second grade teacher from upstate New York. Also goes by the name Ginger Dunn. Universally excepted worldwide as the worlds greatest cocksucker. Blow job giver and mother of 2. Has given millions upon millions of blow jobs. All time world record holder for dicks sucked. Mother to Kevin and Jonathon. Holds trademarks such as the saying, “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!” I love sucking cock and will suck any cock at any time. A true world renowned cocksucker.

1. “Hey Sean, where did that Clearly Canadian bottle go?, wasn’t Dicklips Dunn just drinking it?”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”

2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”

3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”

by C. MURDER April 3, 2021

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