Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

Dickfender

n. When a guy defends someone against all logic because he wants in his or her pants.

"I can't believe Carol went home with that douchebag."
"I'm sure he only slept on her couch."
"You're such a dickfender, man."

by krondharpey June 20, 2013

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

Weapons grade dickweed

when someones being a fuckin asshole

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016

Dickweed

A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.

Yes it is, you total dickweed!

by TheChudeDude June 6, 2016

Dickweed

An insult aimed towards the male population which combines the two terms 'dick' and 'weed' to say that he is both as mean as a dick and as annoying as a weed.

John: God, he's such a dickweed!
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Alec: I fucking hated you bitch!
Stephanie: And I hated fucking you dickweed!

by 1-800-did-i-ask November 14, 2016