Dickshake

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.

Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.

by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

Dickshit

An insult so vile and low it can only be used to describe the most horrifically cruel and evil person.

Your parental units are such Dickshits for making you babysit your grandma!

by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

dickshaft

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago

He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!

by caago August 21, 2009

The Dickest

To call something "The Dickest" means that it is the flyest, illest, dopest, hottest thing you have ever seen, heard, felt or known.

"He's THE DICKEST rapper in the game."

Or: "That vintage blue mustang is The Dickest, yo! "

by biancasunshine February 8, 2009

dickshaft

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dickish

A description of behavior of acting like a complete dick towards another human being with or without justification.

I can't stand Sean and his dickish ways!

by Brewing Beer April 14, 2015