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Dickens Process

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you
Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.
by Keegnasty March 18, 2019
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dickens cider box

by Tyler May 12, 2004
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Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.
"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
by Jagmeat March 11, 2021
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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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Bit the dickens

Bit the ,,hell'' out of someone.
I used to bit the dickens out of my brothers when we where kids,when I became angry at him.
by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017
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full of the dickens

Referring to a young man so filled with energy It eventually leads to bursting beyond what “the finest people “ consider appropriate behavior and just short of what most people would consider “naughty “ or bad.

Slightly unbridled youthful spirit of adventure.
Common: He’s a little dickens.
That child is full of the dickens.

We thoght we had the child secure with gates in and out of his playroom but the little dickens found a way out.

The little dickens is always getting into something.
by "HAIR" memories September 23, 2020
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Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes
Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics
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