The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

Dick n nuts

A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip

I got the dick n nuts on me quit playin bruh

by Super soaker muthafucka September 7, 2020

Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.

Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"

by Byutay August 1, 2018

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass June 20, 2016

No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

by whamcity August 29, 2012

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
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Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

by Mace May 5, 2006

Nutless Dick Sac

The occurrence of being born without testicles in your scrotum sac but instead the gist of the sac is permeated with a magnum sized dong.

Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.

Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.

After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.

by jcash2 January 21, 2010