dickroll

A variation on the rickroll. Someone posts a bogus link that is purported to be for something interesting, funny, or hot, like lesbians making out. The unsuspecting victim clicks the link, only to see a picture of a penis and/or naked man. Usually the victim is a straight guy, and this of course is not something he wants to see.

Joe was expecting to see some hot lesbian porn, but instead he got dickrolled.

by Puffaluffagus April 20, 2008

dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

Dickroach

This can be either a penis on a cockroach or a human with a cockroach for a penis.

Joseph: Wow, I don't know what happened but this morning I awoke with a Dickroach.

by Moviethunder96 June 1, 2018

digaroo

When you are digging for gold in your bat cave and you have to work hard at a tenacious one that is hard to get.

Robert "This little booger is hard to get out"
Mike : "Digaroo dude!"

by Sue Da Nym May 9, 2018

Docaroni

A more "fun" and "quirky" way, of say Google Docs.

"Yo can u join my Docaroni real quick"
"Yeah, sure budday"

by EikYOLO June 5, 2019

circumcised dickrod

Instead of having a normal circumcision, you take a glass rod and shove it in the hole of your penis. To circumcise, crack the glass while it is in your penis thus tearing it apart. Creating for yourself a circumcised dickrod.

Hey sorry I'm late boss, I was just giving myself a circumcised dickrod.

by -Urban=Creator- October 23, 2017

Dickroll'd

When you think you're seeing a really hot chick, but she turns out to be a tranny.

Joe: Hey man, did you hear about that chick Jake was with?
Linds: I know, she was a dude. He totally got dickroll'd.

by XTD February 15, 2008