Dibortion

When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time

Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!

by TheDarkSoul882 December 24, 2018

Dilbert

v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.

They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it.

by itsgr82day November 14, 2005

Blurt Divert

Female equivalent of the cock block.

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!

by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014

Dilbert

A he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected.

I had a Dilbert and screamed, so I left it at the church.

by Dilbert. January 9, 2011

dilberted

When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.

- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.

- Dude, you just got dilberted.

by educand March 7, 2007

diverticulitis

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.

Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.

by shoee January 18, 2007

Dilbert

One who skips large presentations and makes them up infront of a smaller audience.

person 1: Where is Steve, he has his senior project presentation today?
person 2: He is pulling a Dilbert!

by kikiral February 26, 2008