Deus Ex'd

Much like Candlejack, the mere mention of Deus Ex will cause at least one person to re-install and play through this godly game. The victims of this action have been "Deus Ex'd."

Gamer 1: Man. This game is awesome. . . like, Deus Ex awesome.

Gamer 2: Fuck you guy, now I have to play Deus Ex again.

Gamer 3: Ha ha, you've been Deus Ex'd.

by Acid Laced PenguiN September 10, 2009

deus ex slot machina

A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.

Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?

Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...

by atds June 20, 2009

deus

1.) Literally, "God".

2.) Main boss(er, sorta) of the amazing RPG Xenogears; a false god.

Thou shall bow to thy deus, Aquasol!

God damn Deus! Bastard healed himself!

by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004

deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

by burstroc December 11, 2006

deus ex vagina

(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.

"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."

by readx0r September 15, 2008

deusmachina

If you're really bad at online gaming (e.g. a complete and utter fragwhore) and thus always back at online gaming, then you're referred to as 'deusmachine'. Often also sour because you failed to get into a clan that you wanted to join.

(opposite: Enchiladas - means an online legend, popular for both his talent and flaming ability).

Person 1: Did you see that Deus getting moody last night in slums because he camped the whole match with nades? Stupid deusmachina...
Burros: He's a laggy cockboy. Viva Sweden and Torsk ownage.
Doomtrain: Yep. DoA rejected him. Now, where are those little tasty kids?

by DoA FizZaL November 6, 2008

Deuslexia

Not being able to form a full sentence while also mispronouncing most of the words :D

Jesus u can't even say that right are u deuslexic or smth?? - Deuslexia -

by Norwegian flat bread May 23, 2019