Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.
Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!
by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009
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Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.
Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.
by cvsanders August 6, 2010
Get the defactorce mug.A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.
(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!
#CRUNCH#
Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*
Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!
#CRUNCH#
Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*
Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
by n008a April 12, 2009
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Get the paper cut detector mug.Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.
In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
Get the detector van mug.A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
by David March 6, 2004
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