desperation diamond

In the game of beer pong, desperation diamond is a type of rerack only used when the player is losing and needs to sink four more cups. The rerack forms the four cups into the shape of a diamond. In most games of beer pong, you can only only rerack once; therefore you are giving up your rerack privileges early. This rerack is desperate but advantageous in certain situations.

You have one cup left on your side. You're opponent has four cups left on his side. You rerack since time is running out and you need the increase your chances of making cups.

You: Ah shit, I'll rerack...
Him: DESPERATION DIAMOND!

by zl February 10, 2006

desperation porn

Video that features someone (usually female) who badly needs to urinate. Often she's fully clothed. Desperation video lovers find it extremely erotic. It's a fetish. Most of a desperation video is taken up with the subject crossing her legs tightly, holding her crotch, jiggling around outside a bathroom door and huffing & puffing and saying things like, "I gotta pee so bad!" The video's high point comes when she can no longer hold it and wets her pants.

Louis got really pissed off when we laughed at him after discovering he watches desperation porn.

by Facebook Zombie May 11, 2014

desperation

Wanting or needing something so badly that you will do anything, even if its immoral, illegal, degrading, self-humiliating, or in poor taste.

The Yankees were so filled with desperation to win a game that A-Rod actually called out "mine" while running the bases, causing the third basemen of the Blue Jays to miss a 2-out pop fly.

by Dave from BKLN June 23, 2007

Desperation Goggles

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

by moonbaby September 30, 2012

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.

There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

female desperation

Female desperation is another term for a female having to pee very badly but is holding or forced to hold her own bladder. this is commonly used for the fetish of omorashi and other weird stuff

Man i love me some female desperation videos

by Missbedwetter June 28, 2016

on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

by a66spam February 1, 2014