Skip to main content

DeSantis v. Disney

When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.
In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.
by Fasters April 9, 2023
mugGet the DeSantis v. Disney mug.

whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017
mugGet the whoever smelt it dealt it mug.

Desatan

The horrible anti-immigrant, anti-gay, anti-trans, anti-Disney Republican governor of Florida.
The store shelves are empty and I cannot wear my drag outfit to Disney's Gay Days pride event, Thank you Ron Desatan.
by Old-Fart May 18, 2023
mugGet the Desatan mug.

DeSantis Surge

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia
“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning
by NoDaddyNotTheHose August 9, 2021
mugGet the DeSantis Surge mug.

Ron DeSantis

An advanced homosexual activity that requires two men to enter into a scissoring position and bend their penises 180 degrees downward while carefully inserting them into each others rectums. Once linked, the men must carefully work towards achieving a simultaneous orgasm as Ron DeSantis can only be maintained while both penises are erect.
My homie keeps asking guys on Grindr for Ron DeSantis but they say that’s way too gay for them.

You should only try Ron DeSantis if both parties have extensive homosexual experience.
by james. charles. June 5, 2023
mugGet the Ron DeSantis mug.

Desantis

Desantis - to retaliate after someone speaks their opinion.
Just because my opinion differed from my boss at work, he Desantised me and ruined my career with the company.
by Eric Disney April 29, 2022
mugGet the Desantis mug.

Ron DeSantis

Governor of Florida. An example on what happens when you vote for a Trumptard. Expect them to be not only be a blithering dumbass, but incompetent which happens to be a facet that's even worse in leadership.
As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
by Soul_Driver May 3, 2020
mugGet the Ron DeSantis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email