Derpis

The bottom half of the reproductive organ on the women, or the vagina.

"I fucked her derpis so hard last night"

by CaptainFaggot April 17, 2012

deprise

A whirlwind of crazy with a heap of awesomeness. End of discussion

You'll never be happy until you experience the thrill of Deprise.

by HuhNotGoingToHappen December 20, 2016

derpiesaurus

A dinosaur that is everything derp. A derpiesaurus is created when you mix Herp DNA with a Derp DNA. When the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying Herp da Derp. It sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.

Derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. Some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. Other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on LSD or shrooms. Scientists are still unsure of its existence though

man 1: I didn't know africa had white people living on it!

man 2: ... DUDE LOOK OVER THERE

man 1: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?

man 2: OH MY FUCKING BALLS! ITS A FUCKING DERPIESAURUS. FUCK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!

by SOMEONE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNO October 4, 2011

Derpies

A highly contagious disease originating from John Lane.
This disease is spread through acts of sheer stupidity, and there is no known cure.

Dammit, John touched me funny style and now I have da derpies

by RamstainAU September 26, 2010

Derpie

It's like a selfie but for derps or moments of derpness.

I look like a derp in my selfie. #derpie

by Lopaka May 3, 2014

Herpis-Derpis

A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.

The Herpis-Derpis was seen capturing verginities behind a dumpster.

by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012

Derpistanian

A person from the village of Derp

John is clearly Derpistanian.

by MrNeek August 28, 2011