depressunk

a state of drunkness stemming from a long deep dissatisfaction with one's own life.

Damn, that girl really messed Keillar up good. He's been depressunk every weekend for about 10 yrs now!

by BeeKayGee November 7, 2010

Depreshan

A seemingly perpetual state of periodic melancholy.

I'm always in depreshan

by PranJayStorm March 17, 2023

Depresian

depression an 8 year old is faking for attention.

8 yo: ⟟ have a bad case of depresian
me: yeah right.

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

bring on the anti depressants

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".

X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005

depressaunt

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023

depressaunt

when you realize your grandparents have better social relationships than you

"Oh no, I have been diagnosed with depressaunt"

by Gem's_definition December 15, 2023