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Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011
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Deployment Mustache

A mustache grown during a military deployment.

Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.

It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.

It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
by A Soldier. November 2, 2018
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Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010
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deploy

Wireless providers plan to deploy Bluetooth gaming devices.
by Anonymous April 17, 2005
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deploymate

A friend who has your back while your spouse is deployed. Someone who helps you get through this difficult time and who is a person that you can count on, no matter what.
A deploymate is your neighbor, sister, or brother who is your source of support during the deployment of a loved one.
by KyContessa July 20, 2011
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Deployment Daddy

A national guard staff sergeant that comes mid way through a deployment is thick but not normal thick three c's thick with a face you sit on.

A god among the soldiers
RA: Did you see the deployment daddy definitely a dilf

CP: Oh yeah SSG Van he thiccc af
by BAGheroRAM April 19, 2020
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Deployment Babies

Babies born to soldier's wives after they have been deployed overseas to fight.

Pictures of pregnant women with their soon to be departing soldiers represent the symbolism of what a deployment baby is.

Unique for war times.

Usually, the mother is a respectable woman, unless she is a deployment slut
John: Hey, why are you so said, mate?
Roger: My wife is 8 months pregnant with twins, and we are still on tour for another seven months...
John: Well, now you can be the proud father of deployment babies.
Roger: If we make it out of here...
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
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