Deptford New Jersey

The breeding grounds for future crackheads and potheads.

"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"

by Melissa mose December 13, 2006

Deppford wife

A woman who is an excessively loyal fan of actor Johnny Depp, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe he can do anything bad or wrong, who feverishly defends him in the face of mountains of evidence otherwise

This Deppford wife keeps defending Johnny Depp no matter how much evidence against him comes out.

by Hillary Clinton Fan June 21, 2021

Dephoned

When a phone company is not able to transfer old phone numbers to a new cell phone and you deliberately do not enter certain numbers in the new cell phone.

A - Hey, what's going on?
B - Who is this?
A - This is Mike.
B - Oh sorry. I dephoned you when I got my new cell phone.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

Dephli

A kind and a loyal girl , who anyone would love to be with..She is also smart and sassy , she will surely win her dreams and make this world a better place...She loves adventures and loves to take risks , she is also fearless that she will surely overcome the obstacles that she might face...Go girl , don't give up !

" She is Dephli "

" Oh , well , her name suits her too well "

by Wisenamemeaning November 16, 2021

dePfeffel

verb. To talk in a blabbering and waffling manner where many words are uttered but little or no meaning is conveyed.

Oh no! Boris has just taken the podium. He's probably going to dePfeffel on and on as usual.

by fabulogue February 3, 2020

Deptford square dance

After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.

The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.

by Modern Loafers October 22, 2006

Deptford discount

A Deptford discount is the acquisition for free of something that should cost money. It was originally made popular by the residents of the London suburb of Deptford.

Dave: Ey, Kev, what're you doin, the till's over there?
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!

by Markymarkymark May 1, 2005