Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.

"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"

by theGentleman February 24, 2009

The Departure

Awesome five-piece band from Northampton. Fantasticaly style-concious, lively, and howlingly talented.

The Departure are awesome aren't they. Yeah, safe as fuck

by baaays January 6, 2006

Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

DFW Departure

When you came early and have to sit in the corner

I went on a date the other day? Dude had a DFW Departure, so I ghosted him after.

by 6BD February 6, 2025

Dip and Departure

When you dip your balls in your girls ass then departure from her asshole.

Brady: dips balls in hot sauce for a spicy surprise

Liv: put it in daddy
Brady: Bet Jew

Liv: Screams in pain
Brady: departures
Liv: Fuck he just dip and departure

by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019

department of the interior

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016

IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.

Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.

by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012