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santa denier

Idiotic in-denial simpletons who desperately want to repudiate whom is clearly real.
You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.
by squidb_ll December 4, 2020
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Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.
"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."
by wet_duck August 20, 2013
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Denver DP

When you play against a QB and a WR from the Denver Broncos in two different fantasy football leagues and they both score a shit ton of points against you.
Ginger Kid: Hey Boccio, I heard JT gave you a Denver DP this week.

Kris: Yeah, it sucked big time.

Ginger Kid: Oh well, at least you don't Charlie Chi's team.

Kris: True that.
by Wantomas September 6, 2013
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Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
by Telephony June 29, 2015
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covid denier

A person who covers-up or denies the existence of the ongoing coronavirus
bob: we must stop the spread of the coronavirus.

covid denier: there is no coronavirus it's just a flew!
by Anonymous Robloxian December 3, 2020
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Denver Nugget

A salacious prank intended in the same spirit as an Upper Decker in which the perpetrator uses the restroom and proceeds to wipe himself with a nearby washcloth or decorative towel in attemps to clog the toilet and leave a messy surprise for the owner.

The smaller the number of suspects at the time the Denver Nugget is done results in more props for the perpetrator. I.E. You will get more credit if you pull off a Denver Nugget in a house full of 3 people than a house full of 20 people

Props are also given if the object used to clog the toilet holds a sentimental value for the owner
"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Last night, someone clogged my toilet, and when I finally unclogged it, I realized it was the special towels that my grandma knitted for me when I was born!"
"Dude! Someone gave you a Denver Nugget!"
"The worst part is I was confused as to why someone would do this and whether or not I should wash the towels, or just trash them!"
"Dude, that's the point..."
by Admiral_Snackbar August 14, 2009
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Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.
Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.
by JonnyDenver June 19, 2010
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