Defuculate

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated

Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....

by Furgle August 28, 2016

defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!

by defecate November 15, 2019

depocalate

The opposite of an apocalypse or to undo a apocalypse

(During a zombie apocalypse)
“We need to depocalate this place if we want to survive”.

by Uncle Carlos October 17, 2020

Defecate

Bowel movement

I need to defecate

by Kkreckless May 5, 2016

defecate on

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

by eclecticbass November 12, 2010

Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free

Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.

by President Palin :( August 3, 2010

defecately

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

by abritishbank February 3, 2012