deef

when a male farts out of his penis

while taking a shit i deefed

by popeom94 November 11, 2009

Deef

to defriend someone on Facebook

Man, if Darryl posts one more hipstamatic picture of his stupid kid, I'm going to have to deef him.

by section111 October 13, 2011

Deef

Making a "queef" style noise with your penis. Involves getting the air in your urinary tract to form a vacuum - letting the air out with a PRRRRRUITT-sound.

Lol, Steffen just deefed!

by Deefmaster November 6, 2008

Deef

A deef is basically a dick queef.

Johnny! Did you just deef!?" "Sorry mom." "You know the rule, no deefing at the table.

by Master Bay Terr February 4, 2011

deef

short for "default". Used to refer to one's profile pic/display pic on a social networking site

Sweet deef, dude!

by llllllllllllllllllllllll May 8, 2009

Deef

A deef can mean a few things. But here's how cool people use it...

1. The act of ruining a fun situation or to increase the amount of faggotry within a given area. Like saying "man you deefin' up the place" or "man, jefferey be str8 deefin'"

2. Deef is also how homeless negroes say "thief"

3. Dick queef.

1. "that guy is kicking us out of the skatespot" "well he a deef anyways..."

2. homeless negro: "hey man that guy stole my cigarettes, he a damn deef"

3 fag: "i just deefed in your ass"
receiving fag: "neato"

by IamTheDON July 14, 2009

deef

Sarcastic alternative to "deaf," but pronounced with the double 'e' sound. Usually used with bad intention.

"What - are you deef?"

by allisonic December 18, 2003