The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.
Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:
Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."
Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."
Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
Get the Rush Limbaugh education mug.Educational house (edu house for short) is a genre of house music created by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially house music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.
Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.
Edu house songs can belong to any subgenre of house music, but must satisfy the conditions listed below:
1. The song qualifies as house music (this includes of all accepted subgenres such as progressive, electro, deep, and tech)
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no adult content (e.g. songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as edu house).
Enjoy!
Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.
Edu house songs can belong to any subgenre of house music, but must satisfy the conditions listed below:
1. The song qualifies as house music (this includes of all accepted subgenres such as progressive, electro, deep, and tech)
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no adult content (e.g. songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as edu house).
Enjoy!
1. I was dancing to this tune last night while I was drunk, and all of a sudden, I know all the actions of the acetylcholine! I was really drunk too! I must have been listening to some educational house!
2. Educational house is so useful for memorising the twenty causes of digital clubbing!
2. Educational house is so useful for memorising the twenty causes of digital clubbing!
by DJ Kronotrope January 1, 2014
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A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated classrooms and tenure/senority power hungry teachers/professors etc...
"Oh my god, that freshman is reading Johnny Tremain! I read that in the 5th grade! Damn you California Educational System!!!
by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 30, 2006
Get the California Educational System mug.A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.
Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!
Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.
Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.
by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020
Get the COVID Education mug.A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.
by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010
Get the education bubble mug.One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
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