deboned wahoo

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.

by Richie McFarland March 9, 2004

Deboneing

To start by jokingly poking at someones spine before finding the right pressure point and removing the persons entire endoskeleton

Jane: You ready? We finna give Thomas a quick deboneing tonight
Alexa: You kidding? I've been waiting all week!

by TheKEKEslider December 8, 2019