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Deathane

When the methane gas expelled from your rectum smells so bad, that it actually has the potential to bring death upon another person!
"My God, Harry! If you leak one more of your Deathane farts, I am gonna die of either suffocation or choking on my own vomit!"
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 17, 2020
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Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.
“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus
by Gobba42 May 16, 2010
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Deathlaney

A girl that wants nothing but death for everyone. Also known for quoting: "Life begins when church ends" "Sex begins when condoms end" and many more.
"Brah, I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but she just wants to raw dog it."
"Dude, what a Deathlaney!!"
by Adolf<3er September 30, 2011
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Deathmask

When you cup your hand and fart in it, and put it over someone else's face.

Invented in North Jersey in the early 90s
After I pounded that girls guts. I deathmasked her, and jacked 20 bucks from her purse.
by JimiChix January 24, 2015
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Deathhawk

A Deathhawk is a variation of the Mohawk. The Deathhawk is usually wider, teased and is generally more messy looking than the Mohawk.

Generally worn by fans of music like Deathrock (a darker variation of punk), Goth, Post-Punk and Horror Punk.
The guy with the 45 Grave t-shirt has a sick deathhawk!
by Aaron Omen December 18, 2012
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Deathbanger

A young male with presumed "mommy issues" who once preferred the company of older women and "MILFS" but has since lost the patience for drama and hassle of dealing with the living in any way, but now seeks the company of those who are inanimate and cannot speak or object. Preferred partner is now that of a corpse. Usually a fresh one not long after buried in the local cemetery.
Steve is a Deathbanger. Steve robs graves with the objective of banging old dead whores so there are no additional hassles in his life, or fear of rejection.
by Wongisdsadas November 24, 2019
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Gaspy Death Wank

He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.
by shoelace lover December 3, 2011
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