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Drown the Drink

Too much ice in a drink waters it down.
Freshen this Tom Collins, and try not to Drown the Drink.
by Dragonfly2k May 7, 2011
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drown a gorilla

The noise from a loud bowel movement, akin to a drowning gorilla. Something you especially don't want to experience at the office
1: Man I can't wait for my next break
2: What's going on?serious bm?
1: I have to drown a gorilla big time. I just hope you can't hear it at your desk
by purpleyamjam November 24, 2009
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Dry drown

Verb, 1.
The suffocation of somebody by the obstruction or congestion of the lungs by torrents that do not entirely envelope the person.

Especially—when directly causing death or injury.

Verb, 2.
The failure or defeat of a person by something which, though typically associated with the manner of failure it wreaks, is to moderate in its immensity, numerosity, or importance for the failure or defeat on the person's part to be appropriate.

Usually—used to be humorous, or, in less common cases, derogatory
1. "Water was hose-sprayed in his face for about thirty minutes while fettered, nearly killing him. He dry drowned and had to stay in the hospital for some time. I hope he will be okay."

2. "He was playing chess with somebody eight hundred ELO points below him. He thought he was going to win, obviously; but due to his cockiness she was able to dry drown him.
by Levvi The Fox October 23, 2022
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offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse
She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.
by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008
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drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.
by lilly b January 23, 2005
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drowningly

the complete and total opposite of 'swimmingly'.
to go horribly wrong in all conceivable ways
guy a: how are things going man?

guy b: drowningly, i failed four classes, my girlfriend broke up with me, and i contracted rabies...in the same night.
by ima hoebag November 2, 2007
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To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex
David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."
by weivid June 27, 2007
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