dbello

a beatiful and sexy man whos dad refers to him as My Son instead of his actual name (usually dan) his siblings names all come from the root dan. he is extremely intelligent and challenges himself with all of the most difficult classes at school. dbello is an overall dominican god

wow i just got a 105% on my math test. i feel like a dbello
on the other hand my friend received a 77% on his math test. what an ollebd. my other friend received a 99% on his math test. unfortunately this grade results in a severe punishent wit a metal coat hanger. NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THE HOUSE OF A DBELLO

by NATHANIAL BOOGERBOY RULES!!!!! November 26, 2010

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

Dbee Girl

Dbee or Dada ba basically means you’re a rich kid enjoying your rich parents’ money. They don't fuck around for things Such as phones, wigs and clothes and mostly good girlfriends to their boyfriend's Once you wear glasses, you’re automatically seen as a dbee girl.

Temi Otedola is a Dbee girl her dad provides All her needs.

by Oldlevy22 October 12, 2021

Dbeb

French contraction of : "des barres en barres". "Des barres" meaning "laughs" and "en barres" meaning "a lot", it is literally an equivalent of "LOL". Often used ironically, especially in the south of France.

- "This guy has literally the worst jokes"
- "Des barres"
- "Dbeb"

by lococo1234 April 12, 2022

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

i'd be keen

eager or enthusiastic

"Hey Toddy wanna go to revolver and have a couple of pallets? I'd be keen, I'm not doing anything"

by Toddy keen September 12, 2015

if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014