Ultimate Dankers

the 3rd best discord server in the world

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Boy : let me downlaod discord
Girl : join Ultimate Dankers or i will break up with you

by PYCXL the best author April 28, 2022

two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014

darker purpose

a wolverhampton band consisting of five musical magicians who are of the emo punk genres

Kid: "dude i got that new darker purpose CD"
Kid2: "there great and the keyboard player is amazing"
Kid: "the rest of the band are amazing too"
Kid2: "oh yeah , i'll agree with that"

Kids run along singing to 'Meah!' and 'Don't Know Yet'

by James Stone October 24, 2006

dankerrific

Something so awesome and amazing and dank and terrific , usually applied to food eaten while being stoned, but can be used to describe anything.

I had the munchies so bad, but this sandwich is dankerrific!

by dankaroni October 30, 2009

Dackermin

A statment said when in shock, anger,surupise,rage. Also siad when something bad happens.

person 1: hey dude! your pants are on fire!

(person 2 looks down at pants)

Person 2: DACKERMIN!!!

by Brook Lynn March 23, 2009

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

All dayer

A marathon drinking session which starts around lunch-time and carries on until dawn. Typically involves barbecues and beer gardens in Summer and warm pubs and Christmas jumpers in winter.

All dayer down the pub, stumble into town and see what happens

by LashCommander May 2, 2011