When someone has the derps. If that is not clear enough, you probably have it. When someone is being stupid, ignorant, or just flat out annoying, they probably have derpititus.
by Tortilla ChipS. February 3, 2017
Get the derpititus mug.A disease that causes a person to be unable to not say derp (or herp ) for more than 24 hours, ranging in severity from one per day to one per sentence to "derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp...".
Person 1: Did you hear? Bob suffers from severe derpitis. Derp!
Person 2: Are you sure you don't have it yourself?
Person 1: Derp.
Person 2: Are you sure you don't have it yourself?
Person 1: Derp.
by Rz2750 January 2, 2014
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A combination of aw shucks and darnit. A phrase to describe a moment when something turns bad. Also can be used as a phrase to describe someone in high spirits.
Well shucky darnit looks like we're out of gas!
That AAA worker was really friendly! She's such a shucky darnit!
That AAA worker was really friendly! She's such a shucky darnit!
by ShucShuckyDarnit June 3, 2018
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Gosh diggity darnit, everything is going wrong.
Gosh diggity darnit, everything is going wrong.
by Liz Poobrain January 24, 2023
Get the Gosh diggity darnit mug.A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
Get the postcoital verbal derpitude mug.Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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