In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
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by Hy_pnos November 5, 2018
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This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:
-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase
This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:
-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase
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trying to avoid someone or playing any thing like doge ball.
1.yellow
2.red
3.pink
4.orange
5.purple
people would see you coming a mile away.
trying to avoid someone or playing any thing like doge ball.
1.yellow
2.red
3.pink
4.orange
5.purple
people would see you coming a mile away.
Tim:wow dirk must have big balls or really daring.
Gerald: why is that ?
Tim: he just robbed a bank with Daring colors on.
Gerald:what was he wearing ?
Tim: a pink bandanna orange & purple shirt
with red sneakers and yellow skinny jeans
Gerald: in broad daylight, he must want to get caught
and has no sense in how to dress.
Gerald: why is that ?
Tim: he just robbed a bank with Daring colors on.
Gerald:what was he wearing ?
Tim: a pink bandanna orange & purple shirt
with red sneakers and yellow skinny jeans
Gerald: in broad daylight, he must want to get caught
and has no sense in how to dress.
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