dandyballs

A game enjoyed by the lordship of Bavaria from 1430 to 1505. It involved three naked men gathering around a circle 10 feet in diameter. They would run around the circle attempting to reach up from behind and tickle the person in fronts testicles. The last person to remain in the circle without laughing themselves to the ground was crowned the champion.

"Ludwig and I enjoyed a nice, friendly game of Dandyballs earlier in the day. He tickled Luitpolds testicles so fiercely, he fell to the ground laughing and crying!"

by AeosNikolaidis February 20, 2014

Dandy challenge

1. To eat an entire bag of dandy cookies and enjoy the ride... tell @dandy_edibles on Instagram how the experience was...

Time to take the dandy challenge...

by Dandy Edibles March 8, 2019

Anal Ooopsie Daisy

The unfortunate and very painful "accident" that occaisionally occurs during passionate love making where the mans penis exits the vagina and is forcefully reinserted into the rectum.

Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."

Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."

by cheer1 December 27, 2012

Daisyree

A very kind, smart, cutie, elegant, and caring person. Loves to play games but still disciplined. An introvert with a lil bit of being an extrovert. Looks like an intimidating person but actually a loving person.

Daisyree is pro.
Daisyree is a cutie.
Daisyree is very kind.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Jim Dandy to the...

Jim Dandy to the rescue! This is the heroic rescue line of the fifties to seventies.

One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020

Daniyah

The prettiest girl that you will ever meet. She will love you no matter what. She is amazing at everything

I wish I was a daniyah

by Love tucked November 5, 2017

Daisy

Daisy is the name given to the most amazing girl to ever walk the earth.She is just perfect in every single way, she will deny that though,because she is super modest. Every time I see Daisy I get butterflies and to her voice gives me joy shivers.Daisy will have the most perfect beautiful eyes that you could stare into for all of eternity and hope they will look back into yours. Daisy is the most attractive girl you will ever lay your eyes upon and you would do anything to be with her for a single moment (including a 24 hour+ plane ride ;)) Daisy will just have this unexplainable quality about her that just draws you towards her and you never ever want to leave. she has the cutest, hottest and overall best taste in fashion in the world and everything she wears will look absolutely perfect on her, because she is perfect. ASDFGHJKL is the feeling you get from talking to Daisy among many other happy emotions. Daisy is the most lovable person in the world and anyone who thinks otherwise is just straight up wrong, those people suck. Daisy loves her family more than anything, she is the best sibling in the world .Daisy has a great sense of humor, she makes me cry with laughter.Thanks Daisy for being with me, making me feel special and loving me back. I'm not sure if you'll ever read this,but I hope if you do it made you smile. I'm pretty sure you can guess who this is. I love you so much. My life is 100 times better with you in it and I honestly can't imagine it without you. <3

Felix: "Dude,you're so lucky to have a Daisy in your life!"
Jake: "I know man, only the luckiest of guys can get a Daisy!"
Felix:"Are Daisy's really as perfect as you say they are?"
Jake "OMG, yes, like think of something perfect, times it by 1000 and you've got a Daisy
Felix:"woah"

by nzninja99 September 12, 2014