dangler

A co-worker that servers no meaningful purpose and posses no working skills what so ever, remains employed by inserting his/her head in the bosses rectum.

CPG employee’s were so irritated with Matt because of his inabilities to perform any function at work so he was deemed a dangler.

by CPG1 September 20, 2006

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Get the danglermug.

dangler

You people are morons.. A Dangler is a penis. You know - for the males - it's your Junk.

"Yo baby my dangler ain't danglin' no more when I see that fine badonkadonk ya got in those flyass hotpants"

by Carl August 27, 2003

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Get the danglermug.

Dangler

When you are taking a crap and you go to wipe, but there is that one piece of crap still hanging out or partly out of your butt.

Hey man i just took a dump and i had to pinch a dangler off with a piece of tp.

I hate it when i have to wipe off a dangler and it gets all over my hand

by themboyzindahoodgetcrazywitderhos December 16, 2006

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Get the Danglermug.

An area of an email or a section of an email that should be deleted prior to forwarding or showing but is not. Instead it becomes a dangler, and hides in the body of the forwarded email until it is read by someone who will be unintentionally affected by it.

Oh man, we just got busted by a dangler. When I forwarded Shannon that thread we had going last week, I forgot to delete that section where you said she had a giant booty. Sorry!

by Sean P. Riley November 2, 2007

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Get the A Danglermug.

Dangler

Someone who posts open-ended questions, partial sentences, and dangling participles on FaceBook just to get comments. Similar to trolling on message boards, but without the intention to antagonize.

Dangler: I'm just saying...
Dangler: I was good enough before, why not now?
Dangler: I'm ready for a new beginning...

by TheOldHag August 13, 2010

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