North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat

Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015

Dakotah

This person is practically perfect in every way. They have the most charm and charisma out of all of your friends, and they want the best for everyone. Whenever you see that they are in a bad mood, you can't help but want to do something to cheer them up because you know that in doing that, it could lift their mood by a whole lot. ; Can also be nicknamed quite a lot of names i.e. "Dako".

Friend 1: "Hey, do you know that girl at all?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, she's just Dakotah, why?"

Friend 1: "Huh, you were gazing at her you wierdo, I was just wondering why, anyways I'ma dip, you two have fun."

by LivingBreathingTwitchChat June 13, 2018

North Dakota

See also: nuclear proliferation

Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.

Russian Official in Moscow informing his peers: Comrades, North Dakota has seceded from the United States. We must establish political connections and negotiate an embassy in Bismark. If they side with Mother Russia, surely the United States will fall.

by -Confidential- October 10, 2004

Dakota

Dakota is a beautiful girl that will deny it, but she just thinks everyone else is prettier than her, but she is truly beautiful and all her friends know it. She is sort of athletic. Probably short, she is very likeable and will put a smile on your face. Also dakota is very smart, you can always count on dakota to keep your secret. Some one that you will like to talk to either on the phone or face to face. She is weird but in a good way she will become your best friend.

Person 1: Who is the that funny girl?

Person 2: oh thats Dakota.

by Koda. October 27, 2018

Dakotaing

Playing video games all day like honestly get a life. Type of kid to flex a win that took him 5 hours to get.

Bro that kid is dakotaing on fortnite.

by Joe joe who joe mama October 25, 2019

South Dakota Martini

An American adjunct lager with green olives.

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017

Dakota

Dakota is so nice. She will sacrifice her smile for you. She will try her best to stay as positive as she can. She tries to swipe negativity off her shoulders she it doesn't cause her trouble. Dakota feels as if nobody understands. Dakota still stays positive. I am a Dakota☺

Dakota stays positive all the time, how does she do it?

by Løwkeyy.køtabear May 28, 2018