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Daily Mail

The only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with. Also see Daily Heil.
Daily Mail your garden: shit helps plants grow.
by Ken Livingstill February 16, 2005
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dailygrace

A.K.A Grace Helbig is a vlogger on mydamnchannel and Youtube. She vlogs 5 days a week on topics which include:
- Hazing the crap out of her 'viewsers' on a Tuesday.
- Reviewing things on Wednesday (which can almost always be improved with a shot of Baileys).
- Tutorials on Thursday (most of the time it's related to food that contains a worrying amount of cheese.)
- Sex advice on Friday (i.e. how to clean a toilet).

Basically, she's the fabulous bitch you wish you were.
"What's up f*ckers? It's *insert day of the week* here on dailygrace and you know what that means!" *cue jingle*
by hauntedfool July 8, 2011
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daily mail

A UK newspaper which tries to pretend it isn't a tabloid for some unknown reason. They call themselves "A family paper with strong female readership, it has won many awards for editorial flair, outstanding reporting, design and print quality." I prefer to call it a racist, sexist, slanderous, homophobic, unprofessional, sensationalist Hitler fanzine. They are "morally outraged" by just about everything. Calls itself the only newpaper that stands up for what it believes in (aka. talks bullshit).
The only reason I'm ever buy the Daily Mail is to start a fire.
by Kay May 16, 2004
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Daily Vitamins

A woman who frequently gives oral sex to men is said to be receiving her 'daily vitamins'.

To a lesser extent, this phrase can be used to describe a woman who is receiving sex an a regular basis.

The receiving of the 'daily vitamins' refers to the male's semen entering the woman's body in some way.
She's obviously just taken her daily vitamins.
by TheGuyWithTheSleeves January 7, 2012
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Daily Duppy

By GRM. A better version of Genius Open Mic. Basically has UK artists do an original freestyle with better editing and has more energy to it.
Me - "Yo, have you heard of M24's Daily Duppy? It's fuckin lit."
Friend - "Nah, you trippin. Unknown T's was better. His wordplay and flow was mwad, fam."
by L3gion Legacy February 18, 2021
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daily mail

British newspaper aimed at conservatine, middle class housewives. Regards itself as a serious newspaper despite the fact that it is clearly tabloid.

It claims to be a moral voice of the people but is in fact a paper designed to indulge the quasi-racist/homophobic/bigotted views held by much of middle england.

The paper loves nothing more than creating a moral panic and has done so over the years on subjects ranging from hoodies to water bottles.

The Daily Mail typically finds time to bleat on about the terrible state of Britain today in its police force, NHS, Education system and policy on immigration. It is truly creative in finding a whole bunch of ways of paraphrasing "Kick all asylum seekers out. We hate foreign people".

The Daily Mail burns rather nicely and is just the right size to cover cat litter trays.
Typical Daily Mail headlines:

"Black person gets job"
"Presenter says word sex on TV"
"My angelic little girl was made to wear a hoodie by a gay immigrant paedophile communist"
by Boylio April 16, 2006
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Dailyo

(For girls only) any boy who have a small crush on just because you see them everyday
OMG Sarah! Did you see my dailyo! He was matching with me today, were both wearing all black air forces!
by thatgyalchantal October 28, 2018
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