A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.
Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview
by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020
Get the who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've mug.DITF, not prounounced as a word rather as an abreviation. It stands for 'dick in the face' but not in the conventional sense if searched in urban dicitonary. When used in an abreviation, it is defined as an individual who is unlikable and cannot be avoided (like a dick would be in your face). It can be used to describe such an individual or can be extended to describe an awkward and unavoidable situation.
It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.
It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.
1. C1- "Hey mate i just bumbed into my ex"
C2- "oh snap, what happened"
C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.
2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"
C2- "oh snap, what happened"
C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.
2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"
by Soodadesi November 24, 2016
Get the D.I.T.F mug.Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
Get the L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! mug.Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
by LittleT March 19, 2012
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Get the d.r.t.f.v. mug.i.d.t.h.f.w.m: i dont think he fw me. (fw: f*ck with)
basically saying wanting nothing to do with someone.
basically saying wanting nothing to do with someone.
*texts homegirl*
Homegirl 1: he be acting weird nd sh*t.
Homegirl 2: wym ?
Homegirl 1: like i feel like he wanna play me. he dont show any interest in me no mo. so..ion kno. i.d.t.h.f.w.m.
Homegirl 1: he be acting weird nd sh*t.
Homegirl 2: wym ?
Homegirl 1: like i feel like he wanna play me. he dont show any interest in me no mo. so..ion kno. i.d.t.h.f.w.m.
by daisyyyyyy_1 March 19, 2023
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