Cuzzi

The slang word for jacuzzi

ay fuck the pool lets hop in the cuzzi

by chi yen May 17, 2018

cuzzied up

to be cozy and cuddling.

Created by Emile and Joslyn on Clevver New’s ‘Rumor Patrol’.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively look all cuzzied up in the photo.

by delizus April 17, 2019

cuzzin

ghetto term for friend/cousin

dont mess wit her, she ma cuzzin

by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope

by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017

ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!

while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie

by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005

Cuzzie Bro

A person who is your best mate/friend.
This word is mostly used by New Zealand Maori.

Guy: Who's he?
Maori: He's my cuzzie bro
Guy: Che!

by Sabre Z September 20, 2004

Cuzzins

A group of kids all related. Usually funny but have dirty minds. But if you have these Cuzzins be great full cuz the best memories you'll have are with them.

Friend 1: wanna hang out today?

Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?

Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!

by Alice2020 January 30, 2019