few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

sydney carton

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.

by ninja December 12, 2004

Cuntone

a repugnant and overbearing tone of voice used by women when theyre pissed off at you (or a bitch in general). Mainly applies when used in an uncalled for or unjustifiable manner (as opposed to when you were an asshole and deserved it). Synonyms: Bitch Pitch, Termagant Timbre. Antonym: Candy Sweet

Aunt Flo's in town...so Im expecting plenty of the cuntone

by PapaMooch February 23, 2011

crutonic

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

by Sianipants August 8, 2008

Curtang

(V) To dangle an object (often the male genitalia) in a precarious situation.

"I could get caught with my balls curtanging out the window and talk my way out of it"

by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010

Curon

The Purple Character Off Of Sesame Street... Seriously, also a Usually african american With alot of Facial Hair and Loves Final Fantasy

a "Curon" can be found by searching On Google "Character on Sesame Street with the Bike Horn"

by Cardiay June 5, 2011

milk carton booty

When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.

Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”

by Boom343 June 16, 2018