Cudiphobia

The fear of having oral sex in an automobile.

Brad Pitt developed Cudiphobia after he got into a car accident while getting head from Angelina Jolie.

by Iduc May 22, 2009

Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

by Jolly May 31, 2004

Furaphobia

A phobia witch makes you scared of furries

Random kid in class: yo you wanna got to a furry party. cool kid: no I can’t I have furaphobia

by Extremepussyeater5000 January 5, 2019

carlphobia

Carlphobia is a real phobia that Can happen to anyone whos around someone who gives off a ton of bullshit

Man Hes giving me a Shit ton of Bullshit hes gonna give me Carlphobia

by ITSYABOIJAGGEDSALAD March 9, 2019

Covaphobia

Covaphobia is an extreme fear of people coughing in a public area with it being hospitals as well.

I dont know why my friend has covaphobia even after the vaccine was made.

by Higly Person February 6, 2021

CADaphobia

The fear of having your work/design be for nothing, on the CAD program of your choice, because the project manager had a fucking epiphany and decided that what you were designing was either wrong or unnecessary relevant to the new design.

-Hey Ata, are you... ok? You haven't been around for 5 days and you look very traumatized. Is it CADaphobia again buddy?

-*Shaking* Everything... is gone. Every single fucking thing I designed is gone because apparently "We already had the design drawn

-It's alright buddy, let's get some coffee in you

-*Hisses*

by Soldier_1058 March 2, 2021

cacaphobia

scared of poopoo

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids

by jondunn January 18, 2022