cantankerous

lonely, angry, cranky.

That fucking cantankerous old coot stole my ball!

by Scrunch-Mo October 2, 2006

cantankerous whore

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014

cantanker

to fulfill the qualities of being a cantankerous whore.

amanda: "Aaron, quit making fun of me for my inability to cook." *aaron gets slapped* Matt- "AMANDA!! quit cantankering you cantankerous whore"

by socswimball13 September 11, 2011

Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009

cuntwank

Masterbation specifically performed on female genitals (cunt).

"Yer boy, she loved that cuntwank I gave her on friday night!"

by Ali_Is_God July 30, 2006

Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.

The cuntmander spewed its juices.

by Anal Anny November 26, 2003

cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.

I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.

by verbiage November 29, 2011