cuntsnot

smegma that drips from a twat.

I would have gone down on her until I saw that huge nasty blob of cuntsnot.

by anonymous February 21, 2004

Sir Cuntalot

An cunt of extreme proportions!

Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.

Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?

Steve: What? Nooo?

Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.

by Holbeach Legend August 17, 2006

cuntsmith

Someone who smiths cunts

Don't buy cunts at the gluttonous super markets, buy cunts from the local cuntsmith and support local produce!

by Robert Palmer August 1, 2007

cuntslut

1.The sluttiest of all sluts. Can be seen in dark alleys trading blowjobs for crackrocks. See Courtney Love

2. A highly offensive insult combining the two words cunt and slut. To be called a cuntslut is similar to being called stretchedoutanuswhore or a cumshotfacefucker.

1.That bitch Courtney Love is such a cuntslut, she gave Kurt Cobain AIDS and then had him killed.

2. You fucking cuntslut, go to hell and fuck the devil and suck his dick and then come back up here and kiss my ass.

by crustpunx November 18, 2006

Cuntloch

A cuntloch is a person possessing one or more orifices large enough to fit the Loch Ness Monster completely into it.

That cheap hooker is probably a cuntloch.

by Vanable January 24, 2008

cuntbrotherinlaw

this is the term for the relationship that two men now have after they have slept with the same woman.

So a woman's current boyfriend and her ex would refer to each other as my 'cuntbrotherinlaw'

by hiperderpiep June 17, 2006

cuntalottapuss

A. noun. A name given to someone who is being especially pussy like meaning they are the biggest vagina anyone has ever seen. Another term for the average snatch just a whole hell of alotta of it.
B. adjective. A term used to describe a situation or object that is extremely pussy like.

A1. You damn cuntalottapuss just jump off the fucking bridge before I kick your pussy ass.
A2. Shit son I want to eat me some cuntalottapuss.
B1. This is a very cuntalottapussy video game. Who wants sit and pick fruit.
B2. That is quite the cuntalottpuss peach. It looks like a 13 year old girls gina.

by The Addster May 13, 2006