A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.
That cuntlicker just cut me off!
by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003
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Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...
Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...
Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?
by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010
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The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.
by Nico Naco May 1, 2004
Get the cuntlicker mug.Much like a cocksucker, but a term to apply to straight men, and their moms, when they think they are better than anyone else, just for liking vaginas.
Straight douche: Hey, faggot.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.
by celtcowboy June 8, 2014
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by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019
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by naoneo December 20, 2001
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They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.
They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.
by avialae March 26, 2013
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