Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

by cheffykins August 7, 2010

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

cuntfinger

The aroma found on the end of a person's fingers after fumbling around in a women's meatwallet(Pussy).

Woods had a pungeount case of the cuntfinger, after spreading Merideth's meatcurtains.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

cuntmong

a worthless good for nothing person you despise

come anywhere near me again cuntmong and i'll seriously kill your face!

by drew December 3, 2003

cuntbooger

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.

"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."

by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003

Cuntfingeration

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation

I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Cuntmugger

When you take your stuff back from a toxic ex without there knowing.

I did a good ol cuntmugger last night

by Koled outside September 12, 2021