fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

by cheffykins August 7, 2010

Cuntaloni

- an Italian Cunt

Frankie is a cuntaloni, he canceled on me tonite

by Lovemimi14 June 16, 2011

Cuntulonimbus

A rain cloud that hangs around waiting for you to leave buildings, then follows you between each one. Like a cunt.

"I was chased around town by a right Cuntulonimbus today, now I'm dripping like an un-tamponed vagina on rag week."

by GarethRDR April 12, 2016

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

cuntmong

a worthless good for nothing person you despise

come anywhere near me again cuntmong and i'll seriously kill your face!

by drew December 3, 2003

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012