Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008

cuntasaurus

A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.

I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus

by Jay B. July 10, 2003

cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006

Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

cuntasaur

someone who is suck a giant cunt, that their douchyness has to be explained in the colassal term of dinosaurs.

Why did he walk in here and be giant cuntasaur?
i dunno cause hes mendi?

by THE B.I.G. T REX February 10, 2010

Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008