Cumtivitis

When someone cums, and some get in your eye

You got cum in my eye last night, I might get cumtivitis

by Penis Pleaser October 24, 2019

cuntitis

when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt

"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"

by dickmunchertwothousand June 2, 2015

Cuntitis

When you're significant other continuously acts like a cunt

Brandon had a severe case of cuntitis since even the sound of his wife's voice seemed to agitate him.

by whyareunvs May 14, 2017

Cuntitis

the swelling nd infection of ur inner vagina skin

"i recently went to the docter to check for cuntitis"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

cuntititus

Cuntititus is a steroid for your cunt making it so strong it can break a mans Penis in half. Girls use this to get back at a man for cheating on them.

Girl: wanna fuck?
Guy who cheated: yeah sure I'm so horny!
Girl: I'm so tight I could break your dick.
*Guy slides into the girl*
Guy: arghh my dick is broken in half.

Girl: ah that cuntititus really worked.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

Cuntistic

Someone that is such a cunt and inappropriate that you wonder if they were born that way because they are incapable of being anything else

Lisa is so cuntistic. She parks her fat ass right by the bosses door so she can fuck shit up on a moments notice. God help that lady

by Dudemanjones March 15, 2018

Cuntnivitis

The state of being so full of bitchiness

You have a case of cuntnivitis because you are so damn rude

by TheMighty Star June 13, 2018