cuntglover

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)

He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score

by projekticeman November 18, 2010

cuntaloupe

The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.

I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.

by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007

cuntslop

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.

Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.

by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004

cuntipede

A not train of lesbians. Chuffing out end to end. A motterway if you will

Where's Laura and Joanne got go. They met up with Beth to form a human cuntipede

by Benlonger June 17, 2016

Cuntflop

This is the name given to the action of falling unexpectedly. Due the the fall, or trip, happening without warning, the arms of the flopee will flail around as they attempt to regain their balance. However, the true cuntflop happens when balance is not regained, and the flopee lands in a heap on the floor, generally bruised in some areas of their person. In the event of this happening with an audience, the audience will probably guffaw loudly due to the unco-ordinated nature of the fall. This can be extremely embarrassing for the floppee.

This word originated in the West of Scotland, near Glasgow.

Example 1 :

George : 'Hey Bill ! What's wrong with your face, you appear to have a swollen lip. Were you beaten up?'

Bill : 'Naw, I totally cuntflopped. My younger sibling left their skateboard in the hall, and I slipped on it.'

Example 2:

Timothy is walking up the stairs in front of a group of other people when he trips on a step, falling up the stairs and wildly throwing his arms out, but unfortunately he falls right on his face.

Other People : 'HAH ! CUNTFLOP !'

Timothy quickly scurries away, thouroughly embarrassed.

by Syllabub August 21, 2009

cuntlove

The state of beautiful, simple harmony which occurs when women really appreciate their reproductive and sexual organs. Can only be experienced by men who have the desire to truly understand women, and even then only vicariously (NB: still worth trying!). Also occurs when women appreciate and respect each other's woman-ness, in social, professional, philial and sexual contexts.

Me: ...well gotta go now. Need to empty my mooncup before i go to the pub.
Jules: Ok, babe. I'll see you later then.
Me: Yep. Cuntlove.

by Black Lily May 28, 2006

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009