cuntmageddon

Cunt·ma·ged·don
Cuntməˈɡedn/
noun

- A confrontation instigated by a self absorbed cunt incessantly honking in the communal driveway of your apartment complex.

I asked her to stop honking and she said “do you want to fight me?” ... all of a sudden it was cuntmageddon.

by InternetMelissa October 6, 2018

cuntillate

1) To oscillate back and forth inside a woman's sexual organ.

2) To jerk someone around

1) Let's listen to some Barry White and then cuntillate.

2) Stop cuntillating with me, man!

by Ho Leigh Schmidt April 18, 2010

cuntage

Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)

you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."

by maculate February 6, 2005

cuntrageous

Adjective used to describe an undesirable situation or event.

"Oh no I missed the bus ... cuntrageous!"

by Ryan September 13, 2004

Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cuntrageous

A situation is cuntrageous when it is both outrageous and a party involved in the situation has acted in a selfish or spiteful manner, who may colloquially be referred to as a cunt.

Kabir says: Are you seriously telling me that Mathan didn't stop trolling Daisy for 16 straight hours?
Byron says: Yup
Kabir says: That is cuntrageous!

by EmperorK June 5, 2015

cuntigger

A woman who bounces really well on top during sex

That girl was a real cuntigger in bed last night

by snickerdoodle13 June 26, 2019