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Tactless Cuntery

Tactless: The act of lacking tact

Cuntery: The workings of a cunt

When the workings of a cunt are tactless and rude she is an example of tactless cuntery.
Therese: Man, that bitch called me out in the middle of class.

Louie:(groans) Tactless Cuntery!!
by Lou/Therese/Kenz/Ray Nap/Mikey January 25, 2009
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Cunterfeit

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.
Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.
by anonymandias March 19, 2010
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caterfly

A cat and a butterfly together BOOM. Caterfly
Oh look a caterfly,what's a caterfly,that thing over there
by Caterfly January 22, 2018
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Cunterday

The day of the week when you’re scheduled to work with your cunt boss. Definition may be extended to coworkers, family members or douchebags in general.
Yeah, I’m scheduled to work with _____ today, it’s Cunterday.”
by What_tha? July 13, 2023
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caterfly effect

A caterfly effect occurs from the action of a cat affecting the surroundings and actions of humans which in turn creates a exponential reaction.
when a cat walks out into the street and a car swerves to avoid it and collides with a wall, later the female passenger dies leaving behind her husband.
He happens to be a major stock broker who suffers a nervous breakdown at work creating a crash in the stock market which affects a rare earth mine located in Africa by bankrupting the owning Chinese corporation eventually causing the economy of the African country to collapse.

The current refugee crisis for example can be traced back to a cat yawning creating a Caterfly effect.
by xarin3e July 20, 2016
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Counterflow

To move opposite perceived trends - of direction or magnitude - in order to gain distinction or advantage. To move against the flow.
As ideology polarizes, some individuals have adopted a counterflow strategy. Moving opposite the herd, not just in thought but, in terms of engagement. Reserved when others are engaged and engaging when others are reserved.

The most desirable selections are to be found not at the front but, rather, at the end of the banquet line. So I move in a counterflow fashion.
by doc finch September 4, 2018
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Cooterfly

Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles.

Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory pectoral and leg muscles) Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel said flow).

After about 16 seconds, participants begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, carefree and alive. During this split second of freedom, both parties either think about how rich they'll become when the movie they're in becomes one of the highest earning blockbuster movies of all time...eventually, Jack will freeze to death in the Atlantic Ocean or one of the cooterfliers will fall onto the hard floor of their Mom's basement.

P.S-everyone, no matter what your race, creed or religion can "cooterfly"

P.P.S- but if you were there in the OBX, of 2006, only you will really understand
Jamie Foxx and Kimmy Cattrell will cooterfly at tomorrow's pep rally
Come to Erika Badu and Sunny Bono's yoga drop-in yoga class today, featuring a new partner move, called the "Cooterfly"
Alley McBeal pointed out that a cooterfy is the modern millennial's version of a trust fall
by Sunyi1288 April 18, 2020
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