Cuntermercial

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.

Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.

by Snowcaller February 25, 2013

cunterstanding

Noun. The instance of two cunts coming to a mutual understanding.

After a heated, expletive-ridden argument, Maria and Tiffany came to a cunterstanding.

by Slaaavy March 27, 2013

cunterdeaf

cunts that are deaf

"yo jon" "whats up jerry" what did you say jerry?" "you cunterdeaf"

by conner o malley June 23, 2018

cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws

Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 22, 2021

cuntiersman

n. A person who enjoys having sex with virgins. Specifically, female virgins.
Portmanteau of "cunt" and "frontiersman".

The cuntiersman deflowered a multitude of maidens.

by Captain Fakename March 8, 2015

cunterman

cunterman same as cunnerman, dirty, trashy people with no morals, derived from counterman family

stay away from her shes a cunterman..

by northeastnarrator October 13, 2019

contramac

An individual who detests and is against the purchase of Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Intense dislike for Apple Mac computers and/or laptops.

Ryan told Jim he's a contramac because he believes PC's give more bang for their buck.

by S rags December 25, 2010