What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
by Neubigmac February 3, 2017
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A: "Dude, shit got cuntemporaneous last night"
B: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
A: "Two girls, one sword"
B: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
A: "Two girls, one sword"
by Jerry "Slice" Slice March 26, 2011
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Tronald Dump is such a blatantly-idiotic a**h**e that he has a record number of contemptorary citizens, both domestic and foreign.
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Best fighter on air AND ground. If you ever see him, run. If you mess with his crew he’ll come for you. There’s really nothing to say here other then if he’s in a session your in, you better off leaving then staying.
Best fighter on air AND ground. If you ever see him, run. If you mess with his crew he’ll come for you. There’s really nothing to say here other then if he’s in a session your in, you better off leaving then staying.
Tryhard 1: Yo there’s Contempt_Kilt_U in this session
Tryhard 2: You need to leave, he will destroy you. Me and 4 others tried to kill him but he destroyed us all
Tryhard 2: You need to leave, he will destroy you. Me and 4 others tried to kill him but he destroyed us all
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I didn't see it coming. All she did was cuntemplate for hours and then went to stay with her mother.
by DTrumpJr April 18, 2022
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While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.
by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023
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