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Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.
My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."
by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009
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cantaloupe

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.
"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."
by joshua estell August 3, 2006
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cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
by hpkid March 2, 2005
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cantaloupe

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.
I'm not very good at cantaloupe.
by Tybalt D October 17, 2008
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Warm Cantaloupes

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"
by saraheebsss June 8, 2009
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Cuntalope

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!
"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"
by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009
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cantalouper

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.
Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.
by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014
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