cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

centicle

1) The testicle between the lefticle and the right nut.

2) The center of all time and space.

D000000000d, centicle.

LSD

by Sputtering Willis August 13, 2004

cuntlicker

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.

That cuntlicker just cut me off!

by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003

cuntlicker

rugmuncher, carpeteater, lesbo, dyke
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.

A couple of butch cuntlickers fell off their bike in the rain and nobody cared.

by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

cuntlicker

Much like a cocksucker, but a term to apply to straight men, and their moms, when they think they are better than anyone else, just for liking vaginas.

Straight douche: Hey, faggot.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.

by celtcowboy June 8, 2014

Cuntcycle

A cold and heartless cunt.

Karen is such a cuntcycle she makes the north pole seem warm.

by ThatVeganChik December 28, 2019

Arctic Cumcicle

When you ejaculate in arctic conditions (preferably from somewhere high up like a balconey) and it freezes before it hits the ground.

I heard Jessica was sent to the ER because Billy hit her in the head with an Arctic Cumcicle.

by ArcticSniper June 26, 2019