tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

cutchie

Jamaican rasta slang term for a pipe for smoking marijuana. Also a name for a spliff, also known as joint, zoot, butt, tab etc.

"Pass de cutchie pon de left hand side"

by Pietro February 9, 2005

cuntcess

A female who thinks she is a princess but is actually just a cunt!

What a cuntcess she is with her crown on the back of her car.

by JMat1 August 1, 2017

cuntchin

When a womans cunt is so fat it sags, and forms like a cuntchin.
Hince: cunt+chin= cuntchin

"DUDE! her pussy was so floppy from her cuntchin, I had to hold the lips back to get it in."

by Mrs. JCC0312 January 18, 2008

cuntiest

adj. (superlative) the greatest extent of being cunty, acting extremely bitchy.

Why did i elect to play the cuntiest sport known to man? seriously, one week without roller derby drama would be fabulous!

by tub8r August 16, 2009

popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007